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The Radio Planet · who paid for the hour

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Nobody bought a radio programme. A soap company did, and put its name on the door.

For thirty years an American network sold a single advertiser the whole half hour, and the advertiser hired the writers, the band and the star. That is why the shows are called the Lux Radio Theatre, the Kraft Music Hall, the Texaco Star Theater — and why Harlow Wilcox walked into the plot every week to sell floor wax. This wing files the archive the way the trade press filed it: by the account.

20

Accounts

4,925

Broadcasts

2,954

Hours of air time

1920–1963

Years covered

Account 1 · 1931–1959

Johnson's WaxThe House That Wax Built

1,570 broadcasts · 620 h

S. C. Johnson of Racine bought a half-hour in 1935 and kept it for fifteen years. Harlow Wilcox walked into 79 Wistful Vista every week and sold floor polish to Fibber McGee in the middle of the plot — the only commercial in American radio that audiences waited for.

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    (xx) Smackout

    1 June 1931 · 19 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    0020-TheMcgeesWin79WistfulVista

    26 August 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    A Courtroom Full of McGees

    21 October 1935 · 30 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    A Dip In The Ocean

    15 July 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Anything to Get out of Scrubbing the Back Porch

    23 September 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Buying Vegetables At A Roadside Stand

    25 November 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Christmas Shopping

    9 December 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Crackshot McGee

    29 July 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    FMM 1935-07-25 (15) The Baseball Instructor

    25 July 1935 · 28 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Hanging the Curtains from a Stepladder

    16 September 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Hot Dogs And A Blowout

    30 April 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    How to Ride a Bicycle

    7 October 1935 · 30 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Lighting The Furnace With Gasoline

    18 November 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Man On The Street Radio Interviews

    2 December 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    McGee is Psychic

    12 August 1935 · 30 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    Meeting Senator In Washington

    8 July 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    My Heart Beats for You

    19 June 1935 · 29 min

  • Fibber Mcgee and Molly

    New Year's Celebration

    30 December 1935 · 29 min

Showing the first 18 of 1,570. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.

Account 2 · 1935–1955

Lux Toilet SoapLux Presents Hollywood

1,213 broadcasts · 1,180 h · 3 series

Lever Brothers put nine out of ten screen stars in front of a microphone to say they used Lux — and paid for the biggest film-adaptation series radio ever mounted. Cecil B. DeMille introduced it from Hollywood for nine seasons.

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Dulcy

    28 October 1935 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Dulcy

    28 October 1935 · 57 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    The Show-Off

    9 December 1935 · 50 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Alias Jimmy Valentine

    9 November 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Alias Jimmy Valentine

    9 November 1936 · 57 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Alias The Deacon

    2 March 1936 · 57 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Burlesque

    15 June 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Burlesque

    15 June 1936 · 58 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Cavalcade

    28 December 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Cavalcade

    28 December 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Chained

    27 July 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Chained

    27 July 1936 · 1h 1m

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Cheating Cheaters

    31 August 1936 · 1h 1m

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Cheating Cheaters

    31 August 1936 · 1h 0m

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Conversation Piece

    16 November 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Conversation Piece

    16 November 1936 · 58 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Elmer the Great

    5 October 1936 · 59 min

  • Lux Radio Theater

    Elmer The Great

    5 October 1936 · 58 min

Showing the first 18 of 1,213. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.

Account 3 · 1933–1949

KraftThe Kraft Music Hall

399 broadcasts · 233 h · 6 series

Kraft Phenix Cheese hired Bing Crosby, then Al Jolson, and let them talk between records. The cheese copy was read straight into the room, and the hour set the shape of the American variety show.

  • Kraft Music Hall

    1933(USA)Archives19331130PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)

    30 November 1933 · 43 min

  • Kraft Music Hall

    1933(USA)Archives19331207PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)

    7 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Bambalina

    14 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Great Day, Guest - Pickens Sisters

    28 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Love Is Sweeping The Country, Guest - Harold Arlen, Johnny Mercer

    7 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Peter, Peter

    30 November 1933 · 43 min

  • Big Band Remotes

    KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman

    30 November 1933 · 43 min

  • Big Band Remotes

    KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman Bambalina

    14 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Big Band Remotes

    KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman Great Day

    28 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Big Band Remotes

    KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman LovesSweepingCountry

    7 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    Paul Whiteman Kraft Music Hall 331214 First Song Bambalina, Old Time Radio

    14 December 1933 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    1934(USA)Archives19340111PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)

    11 January 1934 · 1h 1m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    1934(USA)Archives19340201PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)

    1 February 1934 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    1934(USA)Archives19340419PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)

    19 April 1934 · 1h 0m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Alexanders Ragtime Band, Guest - Jack Teagarden

    13 December 1934 · 57 min

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Clap Your Hands, Guest - Johnny Mercer, Lee Wiley (30 min due to FDR broadcast at 10:30)

    28 June 1934 · 27 min

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Espana Rhapsody, Guest - Yvonne Gall

    6 December 1934 · 1h 57m

  • Kraft Music Hall

    First Song - Hit Hunting, Guest - Johnny Mercer, Jack Teagarden, Derek Oldham

    20 December 1934 · 59 min

Showing the first 18 of 399. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.

Account 4 · 1941–1945

Lucky StrikeYour Hit Parade

387 broadcasts · 262 h · 5 series

American Tobacco's George Washington Hill counted the nation's song sales every week and had them played in rank order, with an auctioneer's chant for tobacco between numbers. Advertising invented the pop chart.

Account 5 · 1936–1944

TexacoTexaco Star Theater

325 broadcasts · 188 h · 4 series

The oil company put Fred Allen, then Ed Wynn as the Texaco Fire Chief, then Milton Berle in front of the country — and had the announcer name the service station on every corner before the first laugh.

Account 6 · 1945–1949

PhilcoThe Philco Radio Time

236 broadcasts · 118 h · 3 series

The company that built the receiver bought the programme. Philco's Radio Time with Crosby was the first network show recorded on tape rather than played live — the sponsor paid to change how broadcasting worked.

Account 7 · 1942–1952

ChesterfieldSound Off for Chesterfield

170 broadcasts · 82 h · 5 series

Liggett & Myers bought bandstands: Glenn Miller's Moonlight Serenade, the Chesterfield Supper Club with Perry Como, the Bing Crosby half hour. Fifteen minutes of music, two minutes of tobacco.

Account 8 · 1920–1959

FordThe Ford Hour

103 broadcasts · 80 h · 3 series

Dearborn sponsored symphony, then anthology drama, then a Sunday evening hour that treated the automobile as a civic institution. Ford's copy sold an idea of America as much as a car.

Account 9 · 1938–1940

PepsodentThe Pepsodent Show

102 broadcasts · 49 h · 3 series

Lever's toothpaste paid for Amos 'n' Andy, then Bob Hope. The brand name sat in the title of the highest-rated comedy in the country for a decade.

Account 10 · undated

CamelThe Camel Caravan

95 broadcasts · 18 h

R. J. Reynolds carried Benny Goodman, Bob Crosby and Vaughn Monroe, and shipped the show to army camps as the Camel Caravan for the duration.

Account 11 · 1944–1948

Old GoldNot a Cough in a Carload

92 broadcasts · 44 h · 3 series

Lorillard's cigarette carried Woody Herman's band and, in 1944, a Hollywood comedy theatre with a different film star each week. The claim in the slogan was untrue, which did nothing to slow the sales.

Account 12 · 1940–1952

WrigleyDoublemint Time

57 broadcasts · 28 h · 6 series

Chewing gum bought Gene Autry's Melody Ranch and the Wrigley variety half-hours — a five-cent product that could afford network time every week of the year.

Account 13 · 1938–1952

Maxwell HouseGood to the Last Drop

55 broadcasts · 13 h · 8 series

General Foods' coffee bought the Maxwell House Show Boat, then Fanny Brice as Baby Snooks — a sponsor whose slogan outlived every programme it paid for.

Account 14 · undated

Coca-ColaThe Pause That Refreshes

51 broadcasts · 6 h · 2 series

Coca-Cola bought Sunday afternoons, Morton Downey, Percy Faith and Spike Jones, and named a whole programme after its own advertising line.

Account 15 · 1944

FirestoneThe Voice of Firestone

44 broadcasts · 19 h · 3 series

A tyre company bought a concert hour, kept it on the air for thirty-eight years, and refused to make it any more popular than it was.

Account 16 · 1948–1963

Campbell'sThe Campbell Playhouse

14 broadcasts · 8 h · 6 series

Campbell Soup took over Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre after the Martians landed and put its name on the title card. Welles read the soup copy himself, under protest.

Account 17 · 1944–1953

Jell-OJell-O Again

6 broadcasts · 2 h · 3 series

General Foods gave Jack Benny six delicious flavours to announce, and the audience learned to chant them back. When the sponsor changed to Grape-Nuts the joke had to be rewritten.

Account 18 · 1948–1956

Chase & SanbornThe Chase and Sanborn Hour

3 broadcasts · 2 h · 3 series

Standard Brands' coffee paid Edgar Bergen and a wooden dummy to insult the guests, and put Mae West on the air in 1937 to a national scandal.

Account 19 · 1944–1948

LifebuoyB-O

2 broadcasts · 1 h · 2 series

Lever Brothers' soap invented body odour as a public problem, announced it with a foghorn, and paid for Al Jolson and the Big Show to spread the news.

Account 20 · 1935

Bell TelephoneThe Telephone Hour

1 broadcast · 1 h

AT&T sponsored no jokes at all: a full orchestra, a guest soloist, and a reminder that the long-distance line was a wonder of the age.

How these are filed

A broadcast joins an account only when the transfer’s own title names the brand, or when the sponsor bought and titled the entire series. Nothing is inferred from a programme’s reputation. The commercials you will hear are the original period breaks, left in as broadcast — they are half the reason these recordings are worth keeping.